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Date: Sun, Dec 22, 2019 at 9:49 PM
Subject: [Anything_Goes] >>SATIRE<< Santa's Sex Scandal with Elves, Deer, and Snowy Dancer (Part 4) [3 Attachments]
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From: Dr Downtown Jon ddtjon22@gmail.com [Anything_Goes] <Anything_Goes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Sun, Dec 22, 2019 at 9:49 PM
Subject: [Anything_Goes] >>SATIRE<< Santa's Sex Scandal with Elves, Deer, and Snowy Dancer (Part 4) [3 Attachments]
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>>SATIRE<< Santa's Sex Scandal with Elves, Deer, and Snowy Dancer (Part 4)
Besides Santa's international quid pro quo activities (See Part 1) and Climate Crisis Involvements* (Part 3)...
...there have been reports from unreliable sources and presumtions from several whistle blowers (FISA Court approved) that the elves are now at 6 months of protest in the toy shops, including threats to blow up the RedHouse Headquarters, concerning Santa's kissing and hugging many of the elves; Mrs Claus states he has always hugged and kissed as a reward for those he loves... but the Chief Elf, a Transgender, previously recruited from the streets of Bear Mt. in California became offended and lawyered up with Michael Avenatti (also from CA). In addition, they charge Santa of kissing and hugging Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen. Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolf... and verbally abusing the backup deer: Obamy, Shifty, Nadee, and Bilden...per a Snowflake informant who spoke on condition of anomaly.
In addition, an underground recreational Pole Entertainer, named Snowy Dancer had come forth to accuse Santa of molesting the Partridge in her Pear Tree and her Two Turtle Doves, when she was working at the Main Complex Pool Bar in Little Saint James Island during a summer Santa Party. Prince Andree and Bill Clintin were not available to testify...however some Bad Actors at the Bar believed it to be true. We could not find an Expert Deplorable to Fact Check this...but certainly the Dead Press will make a Fake News effort.
Breaking News: Miss Dancer has lawyered up with the elf's lawyer who just agreed to a full Santa Coverup (also dropping the accusation of Santa's wearing Redface at an alleged Russian meeting with Putin in Alaska -no comments from Canadian Prime Minister Justen Trudo or Virginia Gov) - the final settlement ...Full Blanket amnesty for all, and Santa to give Miss Dancer...12 Days of Gifts. Snowy, snowy, snowy...Pardon me !
Followup:
Snowy Dancer, who has since turned Socialist, announced a book titled Full Disclosure about her life which she says will include details of her tryst with Santa. (A Book tour is planned for Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnahm, and Russia during the summer).
Avenatti has since been found guilty of Extortion and Perverse activity with the Chief Elf; he was sentenced to 5 years (reduced to 1 year by the Clintons) at the Vatican Holy Jail in Rome, where the Pope has agreed to keep it secret. No one is above the law except those unelected, hiding in the Deep freeze State.
* A Temperature Chart showing the last 4500 years of several Climate Crises...the latest, implicating Santa's arrival at the North Pole region (heat from the huge Manufacturing Complex and the MegaCloud Database). Interesting chart -shows rises in Civilizations often during Warming Periods). Perhaps, congress should stay in session during the Summer months). Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
Attachments:
1 videos at Santa Party: Snowy Dancer
1 Temp chart
1 Santa Nast Pic
>>Next SATIRE<< Expose' of Secret Caribbean Party Island and Medical Facilities (Part 5)
Besides Santa's international quid pro quo activities (See Part 1) and Climate Crisis Involvements* (Part 3)...
...there have been reports from unreliable sources and presumtions from several whistle blowers (FISA Court approved) that the elves are now at 6 months of protest in the toy shops, including threats to blow up the RedHouse Headquarters, concerning Santa's kissing and hugging many of the elves; Mrs Claus states he has always hugged and kissed as a reward for those he loves... but the Chief Elf, a Transgender, previously recruited from the streets of Bear Mt. in California became offended and lawyered up with Michael Avenatti (also from CA). In addition, they charge Santa of kissing and hugging Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen. Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolf... and verbally abusing the backup deer: Obamy, Shifty, Nadee, and Bilden...per a Snowflake informant who spoke on condition of anomaly.
In addition, an underground recreational Pole Entertainer, named Snowy Dancer had come forth to accuse Santa of molesting the Partridge in her Pear Tree and her Two Turtle Doves, when she was working at the Main Complex Pool Bar in Little Saint James Island during a summer Santa Party. Prince Andree and Bill Clintin were not available to testify...however some Bad Actors at the Bar believed it to be true. We could not find an Expert Deplorable to Fact Check this...but certainly the Dead Press will make a Fake News effort.
Breaking News: Miss Dancer has lawyered up with the elf's lawyer who just agreed to a full Santa Coverup (also dropping the accusation of Santa's wearing Redface at an alleged Russian meeting with Putin in Alaska -no comments from Canadian Prime Minister Justen Trudo or Virginia Gov) - the final settlement ...Full Blanket amnesty for all, and Santa to give Miss Dancer...12 Days of Gifts. Snowy, snowy, snowy...Pardon me !
Followup:
Snowy Dancer, who has since turned Socialist, announced a book titled Full Disclosure about her life which she says will include details of her tryst with Santa. (A Book tour is planned for Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnahm, and Russia during the summer).
Avenatti has since been found guilty of Extortion and Perverse activity with the Chief Elf; he was sentenced to 5 years (reduced to 1 year by the Clintons) at the Vatican Holy Jail in Rome, where the Pope has agreed to keep it secret. No one is above the law except those unelected, hiding in the Deep freeze State.
* A Temperature Chart showing the last 4500 years of several Climate Crises...the latest, implicating Santa's arrival at the North Pole region (heat from the huge Manufacturing Complex and the MegaCloud Database). Interesting chart -shows rises in Civilizations often during Warming Periods). Perhaps, congress should stay in session during the Summer months). Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
Attachments:
1 videos at Santa Party: Snowy Dancer
1 Temp chart
1 Santa Nast Pic
>>Next SATIRE<< Expose' of Secret Caribbean Party Island and Medical Facilities (Part 5)
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[ParanoidTimes] >>SATIRE<< Santa Causes Global Climate Change (Part 3) [4 Attachments]
>>SATIRE<< Santa Causes Global Climate Change (Part 3)
Due to the enormous temperatures emitted by the MegaCloud Database,
and the vast Manufacturing activities occurring in Santa's hidden
underground mountain northern Megaplex (See Part 2)...
... Climate Changes* have been detected... to the extent that over time,
a slight earth wobble in the earth's axis has occurred moving the
physical location of this far Northern region, along with the earths
location, relative to the sun; hence causing sun heat misdirection and
world wide Climate Changes. Scientists have calculated that the pole
wobble is about 30 feet per seven years...which affects where the heat
of the sun is directed to earth. (Sea levels, forest fires, typhoons,
earthquakes, human longevity are all influenced by this perturbation).
Fortunately, there has been a Political movement led by Al Gore (see
photo**) that would allow all the Green Democratic socialist people to
Immigrate to Greenland and check out their ideas (implementation,
funding, etc) on this newly found Climate epicenter before returning to
the USA...in time to participate in the new proceedings to Impeach the
entire USA Senate.
...and, of course, this would also allow illegal immigrants to visit and
remain in Greenland, working on the Climate Crisis problems for a
dollar/hour... until they received their Green cards...and returned to
California streets and vineyards to enjoy their new driving, medical, and
Due to the enormous temperatures emitted by the MegaCloud Database,
and the vast Manufacturing activities occurring in Santa's hidden
underground mountain northern Megaplex (See Part 2)...
... Climate Changes* have been detected... to the extent that over time,
a slight earth wobble in the earth's axis has occurred moving the
physical location of this far Northern region, along with the earths
location, relative to the sun; hence causing sun heat misdirection and
world wide Climate Changes. Scientists have calculated that the pole
wobble is about 30 feet per seven years...which affects where the heat
of the sun is directed to earth. (Sea levels, forest fires, typhoons,
earthquakes, human longevity are all influenced by this perturbation).
Fortunately, there has been a Political movement led by Al Gore (see
photo**) that would allow all the Green Democratic socialist people to
Immigrate to Greenland and check out their ideas (implementation,
funding, etc) on this newly found Climate epicenter before returning to
the USA...in time to participate in the new proceedings to Impeach the
entire USA Senate.
...and, of course, this would also allow illegal immigrants to visit and
remain in Greenland, working on the Climate Crisis problems for a
dollar/hour... until they received their Green cards...and returned to
California streets and vineyards to enjoy their new driving, medical, and
educational benefits.
It is possible that this was the plan in President Trump's offer to buy
Greenland from Denmark in 2019; it is not certain why the plan was
nixed by the Russian/Danish Santa lobbyists in the region (USA
previously bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark for 25M to reduce the
Russian presence in the Caribbean) . Coincidence? Denmark lies close
to Russia! The Presumption is that this is a Conspiracy...to be revealed
with repeated Investigate/litigate actions.
Note: attached are 3 Leaked photos of important elements that can
Pic1) change the personal temperature of men, women, transgenders.
etc., overnite, and Pic2) can create existential earthquakes!; Pic3) the
secret chart that pinpoints the exact times of earth's heat-up and the
arrival of Santa to the top of the Northern Hemisphere.
*Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
** Al Gore working in Arctic near North Pole
>>Next SATIRE<< Sex Scandals Santa's Secret Informants using AI
Profiling (Part 4)
It is possible that this was the plan in President Trump's offer to buy
Greenland from Denmark in 2019; it is not certain why the plan was
nixed by the Russian/Danish Santa lobbyists in the region (USA
previously bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark for 25M to reduce the
Russian presence in the Caribbean) . Coincidence? Denmark lies close
to Russia! The Presumption is that this is a Conspiracy...to be revealed
with repeated Investigate/litigate actions.
Note: attached are 3 Leaked photos of important elements that can
Pic1) change the personal temperature of men, women, transgenders.
etc., overnite, and Pic2) can create existential earthquakes!; Pic3) the
secret chart that pinpoints the exact times of earth's heat-up and the
arrival of Santa to the top of the Northern Hemisphere.
*Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
** Al Gore working in Arctic near North Pole
>>Next SATIRE<< Sex Scandals Santa's Secret Informants using AI
Profiling (Part 4)
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