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From: Dr Downtown Jon ddtjon22@gmail.com [Anything_Goes] <Anything_Goes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Sun, Dec 22, 2019 at 9:49 PM
Subject: [Anything_Goes] >>SATIRE<< Santa's Sex Scandal with Elves, Deer, and Snowy Dancer (Part 4) [3 Attachments]
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From: Dr Downtown Jon ddtjon22@gmail.com [Anything_Goes] <Anything_Goes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Sun, Dec 22, 2019 at 9:49 PM
Subject: [Anything_Goes] >>SATIRE<< Santa's Sex Scandal with Elves, Deer, and Snowy Dancer (Part 4) [3 Attachments]
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>>SATIRE<< Santa's Sex Scandal with Elves, Deer, and Snowy Dancer (Part 4)
Besides Santa's international quid pro quo activities (See Part 1) and Climate Crisis Involvements* (Part 3)...
...there have been reports from unreliable sources and presumtions from several whistle blowers (FISA Court approved) that the elves are now at 6 months of protest in the toy shops, including threats to blow up the RedHouse Headquarters, concerning Santa's kissing and hugging many of the elves; Mrs Claus states he has always hugged and kissed as a reward for those he loves... but the Chief Elf, a Transgender, previously recruited from the streets of Bear Mt. in California became offended and lawyered up with Michael Avenatti (also from CA). In addition, they charge Santa of kissing and hugging Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen. Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolf... and verbally abusing the backup deer: Obamy, Shifty, Nadee, and Bilden...per a Snowflake informant who spoke on condition of anomaly.
In addition, an underground recreational Pole Entertainer, named Snowy Dancer had come forth to accuse Santa of molesting the Partridge in her Pear Tree and her Two Turtle Doves, when she was working at the Main Complex Pool Bar in Little Saint James Island during a summer Santa Party. Prince Andree and Bill Clintin were not available to testify...however some Bad Actors at the Bar believed it to be true. We could not find an Expert Deplorable to Fact Check this...but certainly the Dead Press will make a Fake News effort.
Breaking News: Miss Dancer has lawyered up with the elf's lawyer who just agreed to a full Santa Coverup (also dropping the accusation of Santa's wearing Redface at an alleged Russian meeting with Putin in Alaska -no comments from Canadian Prime Minister Justen Trudo or Virginia Gov) - the final settlement ...Full Blanket amnesty for all, and Santa to give Miss Dancer...12 Days of Gifts. Snowy, snowy, snowy...Pardon me !
Followup:
Snowy Dancer, who has since turned Socialist, announced a book titled Full Disclosure about her life which she says will include details of her tryst with Santa. (A Book tour is planned for Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnahm, and Russia during the summer).
Avenatti has since been found guilty of Extortion and Perverse activity with the Chief Elf; he was sentenced to 5 years (reduced to 1 year by the Clintons) at the Vatican Holy Jail in Rome, where the Pope has agreed to keep it secret. No one is above the law except those unelected, hiding in the Deep freeze State.
* A Temperature Chart showing the last 4500 years of several Climate Crises...the latest, implicating Santa's arrival at the North Pole region (heat from the huge Manufacturing Complex and the MegaCloud Database). Interesting chart -shows rises in Civilizations often during Warming Periods). Perhaps, congress should stay in session during the Summer months). Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
Attachments:
1 videos at Santa Party: Snowy Dancer
1 Temp chart
1 Santa Nast Pic
>>Next SATIRE<< Expose' of Secret Caribbean Party Island and Medical Facilities (Part 5)
Besides Santa's international quid pro quo activities (See Part 1) and Climate Crisis Involvements* (Part 3)...
...there have been reports from unreliable sources and presumtions from several whistle blowers (FISA Court approved) that the elves are now at 6 months of protest in the toy shops, including threats to blow up the RedHouse Headquarters, concerning Santa's kissing and hugging many of the elves; Mrs Claus states he has always hugged and kissed as a reward for those he loves... but the Chief Elf, a Transgender, previously recruited from the streets of Bear Mt. in California became offended and lawyered up with Michael Avenatti (also from CA). In addition, they charge Santa of kissing and hugging Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen. Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolf... and verbally abusing the backup deer: Obamy, Shifty, Nadee, and Bilden...per a Snowflake informant who spoke on condition of anomaly.
In addition, an underground recreational Pole Entertainer, named Snowy Dancer had come forth to accuse Santa of molesting the Partridge in her Pear Tree and her Two Turtle Doves, when she was working at the Main Complex Pool Bar in Little Saint James Island during a summer Santa Party. Prince Andree and Bill Clintin were not available to testify...however some Bad Actors at the Bar believed it to be true. We could not find an Expert Deplorable to Fact Check this...but certainly the Dead Press will make a Fake News effort.
Breaking News: Miss Dancer has lawyered up with the elf's lawyer who just agreed to a full Santa Coverup (also dropping the accusation of Santa's wearing Redface at an alleged Russian meeting with Putin in Alaska -no comments from Canadian Prime Minister Justen Trudo or Virginia Gov) - the final settlement ...Full Blanket amnesty for all, and Santa to give Miss Dancer...12 Days of Gifts. Snowy, snowy, snowy...Pardon me !
Followup:
Snowy Dancer, who has since turned Socialist, announced a book titled Full Disclosure about her life which she says will include details of her tryst with Santa. (A Book tour is planned for Venezuela, Cuba, Vietnahm, and Russia during the summer).
Avenatti has since been found guilty of Extortion and Perverse activity with the Chief Elf; he was sentenced to 5 years (reduced to 1 year by the Clintons) at the Vatican Holy Jail in Rome, where the Pope has agreed to keep it secret. No one is above the law except those unelected, hiding in the Deep freeze State.
* A Temperature Chart showing the last 4500 years of several Climate Crises...the latest, implicating Santa's arrival at the North Pole region (heat from the huge Manufacturing Complex and the MegaCloud Database). Interesting chart -shows rises in Civilizations often during Warming Periods). Perhaps, congress should stay in session during the Summer months). Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
Attachments:
1 videos at Santa Party: Snowy Dancer
1 Temp chart
1 Santa Nast Pic
>>Next SATIRE<< Expose' of Secret Caribbean Party Island and Medical Facilities (Part 5)
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