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[ParanoidTimes] >>SATIRE<< Santa Causes Global Climate Change (Part 3) [4 Attachments]
>>SATIRE<< Santa Causes Global Climate Change (Part 3)
Due to the enormous temperatures emitted by the MegaCloud Database,
and the vast Manufacturing activities occurring in Santa's hidden
underground mountain northern Megaplex (See Part 2)...
... Climate Changes* have been detected... to the extent that over time,
a slight earth wobble in the earth's axis has occurred moving the
physical location of this far Northern region, along with the earths
location, relative to the sun; hence causing sun heat misdirection and
world wide Climate Changes. Scientists have calculated that the pole
wobble is about 30 feet per seven years...which affects where the heat
of the sun is directed to earth. (Sea levels, forest fires, typhoons,
earthquakes, human longevity are all influenced by this perturbation).
Fortunately, there has been a Political movement led by Al Gore (see
photo**) that would allow all the Green Democratic socialist people to
Immigrate to Greenland and check out their ideas (implementation,
funding, etc) on this newly found Climate epicenter before returning to
the USA...in time to participate in the new proceedings to Impeach the
entire USA Senate.
...and, of course, this would also allow illegal immigrants to visit and
remain in Greenland, working on the Climate Crisis problems for a
dollar/hour... until they received their Green cards...and returned to
California streets and vineyards to enjoy their new driving, medical, and
Due to the enormous temperatures emitted by the MegaCloud Database,
and the vast Manufacturing activities occurring in Santa's hidden
underground mountain northern Megaplex (See Part 2)...
... Climate Changes* have been detected... to the extent that over time,
a slight earth wobble in the earth's axis has occurred moving the
physical location of this far Northern region, along with the earths
location, relative to the sun; hence causing sun heat misdirection and
world wide Climate Changes. Scientists have calculated that the pole
wobble is about 30 feet per seven years...which affects where the heat
of the sun is directed to earth. (Sea levels, forest fires, typhoons,
earthquakes, human longevity are all influenced by this perturbation).
Fortunately, there has been a Political movement led by Al Gore (see
photo**) that would allow all the Green Democratic socialist people to
Immigrate to Greenland and check out their ideas (implementation,
funding, etc) on this newly found Climate epicenter before returning to
the USA...in time to participate in the new proceedings to Impeach the
entire USA Senate.
...and, of course, this would also allow illegal immigrants to visit and
remain in Greenland, working on the Climate Crisis problems for a
dollar/hour... until they received their Green cards...and returned to
California streets and vineyards to enjoy their new driving, medical, and
educational benefits.
It is possible that this was the plan in President Trump's offer to buy
Greenland from Denmark in 2019; it is not certain why the plan was
nixed by the Russian/Danish Santa lobbyists in the region (USA
previously bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark for 25M to reduce the
Russian presence in the Caribbean) . Coincidence? Denmark lies close
to Russia! The Presumption is that this is a Conspiracy...to be revealed
with repeated Investigate/litigate actions.
Note: attached are 3 Leaked photos of important elements that can
Pic1) change the personal temperature of men, women, transgenders.
etc., overnite, and Pic2) can create existential earthquakes!; Pic3) the
secret chart that pinpoints the exact times of earth's heat-up and the
arrival of Santa to the top of the Northern Hemisphere.
*Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
** Al Gore working in Arctic near North Pole
>>Next SATIRE<< Sex Scandals Santa's Secret Informants using AI
Profiling (Part 4)
It is possible that this was the plan in President Trump's offer to buy
Greenland from Denmark in 2019; it is not certain why the plan was
nixed by the Russian/Danish Santa lobbyists in the region (USA
previously bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark for 25M to reduce the
Russian presence in the Caribbean) . Coincidence? Denmark lies close
to Russia! The Presumption is that this is a Conspiracy...to be revealed
with repeated Investigate/litigate actions.
Note: attached are 3 Leaked photos of important elements that can
Pic1) change the personal temperature of men, women, transgenders.
etc., overnite, and Pic2) can create existential earthquakes!; Pic3) the
secret chart that pinpoints the exact times of earth's heat-up and the
arrival of Santa to the top of the Northern Hemisphere.
*Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmz7OGcyzU
** Al Gore working in Arctic near North Pole
>>Next SATIRE<< Sex Scandals Santa's Secret Informants using AI
Profiling (Part 4)
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