Latest News
[ParanoidTimes] >>Adam Schiff.ty SATIRE<< Santa should be Impeached (Part 1) [2 Attachments]
Impeach Santa Clause:(quid pro quo)...
...Santa gives money and gifts to people if they're good, and will not release the money and gifts if people are bad....and Santa is International, unlike parents and bosses who do this at home and at work, routinely.
Santa's Secret Informants using Artificial Intelligence Profiling:
...Santa has a cadre of secret informants who are continually profiling adults..and our children; this Mega Data is stored at an underground AI computer complex in international waters at the very top of the Northern Hemisphere, near Canada and Greenland -owned by Russian friendly Denmark. (President Trump, in a vain attempt, offered to buy Greenland from Denmark in 2019); note that Denmark previously sold us the Virgin Islands in the Caribbean...which help stabilized the Region from Russia, russia, russia (Pardon me).
The Facility is activated during the winter months 24/7 to reward and punish those millions of people profiled by secret informants all over the world...and using the latest AI tools to do this...using bought data from numerous marketing corporations, medical facilities, political parties, social media, web traffic, Alexis, smart TVs, ice-cream parlors, etc.
No one knows precisely who the Whistleblower of Santa Claus's location at the North Pole was, but many identify American political illustrator Thomas Nast as the man who officially discovered his residence in 1866.* Nast was also was involved with Boss" Tweed and the Tammany Hall political machine at that time; this should be investigated. Note in the attached AI Temperature Chart, the current heat wave started about the time Nast pointed out Santa's startup activities at the North Pole...just after the Little Ice Age -a period between about 1300 and 1870.
This is obviously a Deep-freeze State and a Russian collusion operation.
The Facility is activated during the winter months 24/7 to reward and punish those millions of people profiled by secret informants all over the world...and using the latest AI tools to do this...using bought data from numerous marketing corporations, medical facilities, political parties, social media, web traffic, Alexis, smart TVs, ice-cream parlors, etc.
No one knows precisely who the Whistleblower of Santa Claus's location at the North Pole was, but many identify American political illustrator Thomas Nast as the man who officially discovered his residence in 1866.* Nast was also was involved with Boss" Tweed and the Tammany Hall political machine at that time; this should be investigated. Note in the attached AI Temperature Chart, the current heat wave started about the time Nast pointed out Santa's startup activities at the North Pole...just after the Little Ice Age -a period between about 1300 and 1870.
This is obviously a Deep-freeze State and a Russian collusion operation.
>>Next SATIRE<< Santa Causes Global Climate Change (Part 2)
__._,_.___
Posted by: Dr Downtown Jon <ddtjon22@gmail.com>
==============================================
IF YOU'RE NOT PARANOID, THEN
YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
==============================================
To Post: ParanoidTimes@yahoogroups.com
Home Page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParanoidTimes
Subscribe: ParanoidTimes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
==================================================
NOTE: In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. section 107,
this material is distributed without profit or payment to
those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving
this information for non-profit research and educational
purposes only. For more information go to:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml
==================================================
__,_._,___
0 comments:
Post a Comment